midweek inspiration

okay so it's wed. and the week is half over. so i found a few things to post for humor and inspiration.
first i found this quote:

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. Mark Twain

i was also looking for something funny. i found these statements you know your
a redneck when:
my husband loves these. so when i found some it reminded me of him.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen

last for the scrappers that visit my blog why don't you try a new color combination that you haven't used before. you can find these in many places. just pick up a magazine or surf the net a bit. in fashion, home decor, you name it there are tons of color combinations out there. try one and let me know. i'll post a link back to your layout.

enjoy the rest of your week!